Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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