there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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