david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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