i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
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