when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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