Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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