did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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