Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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