Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
apparently the secret to your success is patron
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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