Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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