I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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