If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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