Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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