Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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