I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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