it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
This beer is not sobering me up at all
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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