Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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