the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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