So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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