She is in my trunk
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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