Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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