i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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