At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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