Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
