I hope mine doesn't look like that
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Randomize
