mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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