Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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