I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
it was like eating out sand paper
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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