We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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