oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
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But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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