Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry doseshitbang hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(250): View more from British Columbia

i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl

Fav 3 1072 2668
share tweet
(714): View more from California

we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet

Fav 12 4802 1737
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(319): View more from Iowa

Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?

Fav 10 3555 1061
share tweet
(513): View more from Ohio

Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?

Fav 15 769 1896
share tweet
(787): View more from Puerto Rico

I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.

Fav 1 859 1137
share tweet
(304): View more from West Virginia

The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.

Fav 8 731 1456
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(646): View more from New York

Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name

Fav 5 667 968
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(310): View more from California

I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me

Fav 0 25 2
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(847): View more from Illinois

last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.

Fav 0 55 8
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT