Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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