That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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