Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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