You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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