Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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