Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
i think im in europe. pls send help
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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