we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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