i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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