my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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