youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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