she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
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I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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