why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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