so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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