All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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