kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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