You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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