I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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