butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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