She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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