I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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