This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
