Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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