He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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