Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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