You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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