Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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