how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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