yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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