Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
cat food counts as protein by the way
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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